Cryptoccino

What this is

A daily Web3 news brief you can read in five minutes over an espresso. Each morning’s issue runs four fixed beats — Markets (the majors and the macro), Projects & Money (launches, upgrades, funding, DeFi), the Security Desk (exploits and threat intel), and On the Hill (regulators and policy). On a slow day a beat gets skipped rather than padded.

How it’s brewed

No one writes the copy. A human wrote the machine that does, and the machine runs on its own every morning:

1. A scheduled job pulls a few dozen RSS feeds and drops anything it has seen before (tracked in a small SQLite table).
2. The survivors go through a single pass that does everything an editor would — picks what matters, clusters the same story told by five outlets into one, sorts it into the four beats, and writes the prose.
3. The result is rendered to a static page, committed back to the repository, and published by GitHub Pages.

That’s the whole newsroom.

What it isn’t

Cryptoccino is a briefing, not advice — nothing here is financial guidance. The Security Desk is a tripwire, not a teardown: it flags exploits to skim, not deep technical post-mortems. And it can get things wrong — trust, but verify against the linked sources.

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